Har de har!  It's the wild pirate of Cindy's elm tree!  It isn't easy being different, sometimes people don't take you seriously!  But Blackie One Ear doesn't care--he's different, no one takes him seriously, and it just means life's more fun!  He does what he wants, doesn't worry about how he looks, and has a ball no matter what's going on.  He was a little self-conscious at first about only having one ear, but now he thinks it gives him a certain "Har-de-har-I-don't-know-what!"  You just can't find anyone more happy-go-lucky and crazy than Blackie One Ear!  That's why he's the wild pirate of Cindy's elm tree, he does what he wants and just has fun!  Who can help liking a crazy squirrel like him?

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