Candy Joe Atmore!
|This is Joe Atmore!
Joe is a brilliantly talented mentalist,
magic historian, mentalism
consultant, and the world's
foremost Dunninger expert. You
may know him as the best-selling, incredibly good-looking,
younger-than-everyone-else author of Dunninger's
Brain Busters, as the star of a great, fun,
amazing DVD called Joseph
Atmore is Dunninger, for his many fascinating
magazine articles, for looking exactly like Speed
Racer and driving
pretty much the same way when he borrows my red Mini Cooper, for being the
Eighth Wonder of the World and an amazingly
funny and popular all-around great guy, or for being
married to the
greatest girl in the world, who is not above saying very
nice things on her website in exchange for bribes.*
Very very extremely recently, Joe started out in magic
as a little kid. He
wrote magic magazine articles,
corresponded with famous magicians,
and put on shows for his whole school.
Joe is writing
magic magazine articles, corresponding with famous mentalists,
and putting on shows all over the place including
my living room! So
obviously he has completely changed.
The story behind the discovery of Joe's amazing mental
abilities is truly a remarkable one. He spent his
early years unaware of his special powers,
but then one life-altering, otherwise ordinary day he
discovered how much money
mentalists make for each performance, and in that very
instant he became aware of his amazing
ability to read minds! Joe's
favorite mentalism story is
this one. A while back he flew into Las
Vegas to meet one of his best Mentalist
friends (that's a hint!). It took two
mentalists who call each other "Dunninger"
an hour to
find each other in the airport.
This was while they were talking
on cell phones and Joe
was wearing his The Mentalist baseball
cap! Where is a mind reader when
you need one?! I was home
taking care of our cat, Kitty
can't be everywhere.
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Don't delay! Act now! Opportunity like this doesn't come around often. Fees and rates and 666-page fine-print contract signing away all of your past, present, and future assets, heirs, and your eternal soul available upon request. Offer void where prohibited. Sales Tax and Extortionate Documentation Fees not included. Cartoons I've done about Joe not included, either. For those, see below.
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